This Pioneer Woman Crazy Bark Recipe is an easy and fun recipe, which is made with white almond bark and chocolate graham crackers. It’s the perfect party treat, ready in about 1 hour and 20 minutes.
Jump to RecipePioneer Woman Crazy Bark Recipe Ingredients
- 1 (20-ounce) package white almond bark
- 16 whole chocolate graham crackers
- 1 cup pretzel sticks
- 1 cup broken chocolate sandwich cookies, such as Oreos
- 1 cup gummy bears
- 1 cup gummy worms
- 1 cup sour gummy worms
- 1 cup roasted salted peanuts
- 1 cup candy-coated chocolates, such as M&M’s
- 2 tablespoons rainbow sprinkles
How To Make Pioneer Woman Crazy Bark
- Melt the almond bark: Break the almond bark into pieces and place them in a glass bowl set over a saucepan of simmering water (a double boiler). Stir occasionally until the bark is completely melted and smooth. Let it cool slightly.
- Create the base: Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. Arrange the chocolate graham crackers in a single, tight layer on the baking sheet.
- Pour the bark: Pour the melted almond bark evenly over the graham crackers. Use an offset spatula to spread it completely, covering the crackers from edge to edge.
- Add the toppings: Immediately sprinkle the pretzel sticks, broken cookies, all the gummy candies, peanuts, and candy-coated chocolates evenly over the wet almond bark. Gently press the toppings down with your hands to help them adhere.
- Chill until firm: Place the baking sheet in the refrigerator for about 1-2 hours, or until the almond bark is completely hardened.
- Break and serve: Once the bark is set, break it into irregular pieces. Sprinkle with the rainbow sprinkles just before serving.

Recipe Tips
- How do I melt almond bark without burning it? Using a double boiler (a bowl set over simmering water) is the safest method. It provides gentle, indirect heat that prevents the bark from scorching. Stir it occasionally for a smooth, even melt.
- How do I get the toppings to stick? After you scatter all the toppings over the wet almond bark, gently but firmly press them down with the palm of your hand. This embeds them slightly into the bark so they won’t fall off after it hardens.
- Can I use different toppings? Absolutely! That’s why it’s called “crazy bark.” You can customize it with any of your favorite candies, nuts, dried fruits, or broken cookies.
- How do I get clean breaks? The key is to make sure the bark is thoroughly chilled and completely firm. If it’s still soft, it will bend and crumble instead of breaking into clean, sharp pieces.
How To Serve Crazy Bark
This fun, colorful bark is a perfect party treat. Serve it by:
- Piling the pieces on a large dessert platter.
- Placing it in festive tins or bags as a party favor or holiday gift.
- Breaking it into smaller pieces to use as an ice cream topping.
How To Store Crazy Bark
Store: Store the crazy bark in an airtight container at room temperature or in the refrigerator for up to a week. If you’re stacking the pieces, place a layer of wax paper between them to prevent sticking.
Crazy Bark Nutrition Facts
- Calories: 320 kcal
- Carbohydrates: 45g
- Protein: 4g
- Fat: 15g
- Saturated Fat: 9g
- Sodium: 150mg
Nutrition information is estimated per serving and may vary based on ingredients and cooking methods used.
FAQs
What is almond bark?
Despite its name, almond bark does not contain almonds. It’s a vanilla-flavored candy coating made with vegetable fats instead of cocoa butter, which allows it to melt smoothly without needing to be tempered like real chocolate.
Can I use regular white chocolate instead?
You can, but it may be more difficult to work with. Real white chocolate can sometimes u0022seizeu0022 or become grainy if overheated. Almond bark is a more foolproof option for this type of recipe.
Can I make this ahead of time?
Yes, this is a perfect make-ahead treat. It needs time to set anyway, and it stores well for several days, making it ideal for party prep.
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- Pioneer Woman White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Recipe
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Pioneer Woman Crazy Bark Recipe
Course: DessertCuisine: AmericanDifficulty: Easy16
servings15
minutes5
minutes320
kcalA fun, colorful, and completely customizable no-bake candy bark loaded with a “crazy” mix of sweet and salty toppings on a graham cracker and almond bark base.
Ingredients
1 (20-oz) package white almond bark
16 chocolate graham crackers
1 cup each: pretzel sticks, broken Oreos, gummy bears, gummy worms, sour gummy worms, roasted peanuts, M&M’s.
2 tbsp rainbow sprinkles
Directions
- Melt the almond bark in a double boiler until smooth.
- Line a baking sheet with parchment and arrange the graham crackers in a single layer.
- Pour the melted almond bark over the crackers and spread evenly.
- Immediately sprinkle all the toppings (except the sprinkles) over the wet bark.
- Gently press the toppings into the bark to help them stick.
- Refrigerate for 1-2 hours until completely firm.
- Break into pieces, top with rainbow sprinkles, and serve.
Notes
- Let the melted almond bark cool slightly before pouring to prevent the graham crackers from getting soggy.
- Pressing the toppings firmly into the wet bark is key to ensuring they adhere properly.
- The bark must be fully chilled and hardened before you try to break it into pieces.
- Feel free to substitute the toppings with any of your favorite candies, nuts, or cookies.